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Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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