ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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