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Things will look better in the morning.
No. They'll just be better lit.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
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- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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