ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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