ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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