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He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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