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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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