ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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