ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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