ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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