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You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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