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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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