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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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