ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
It's not a career ladder.
It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn and more endorsements than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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