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Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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