ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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