ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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