ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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