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MONDAY, 5 JUNE 2000
Fortnite was free to play.
It was not free to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
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- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
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