ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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