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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
TUESDAY, 1 MAY 2001
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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