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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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