ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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