ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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