ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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