ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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