ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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