ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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