ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The return to office is completely optional.
So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet there you are, ranked 41st. They're "reviewing" 41st.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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