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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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