ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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