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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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