ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Scale your business.
Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one candle out of pity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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