ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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