ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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