ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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