ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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