ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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