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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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