ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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