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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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