ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The council listened to your feedback.
Then it did the thing anyway, but with listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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