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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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