ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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