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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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