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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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