ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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