ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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