ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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