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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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